WOKINGHAM SHED No. 11
ANNUAL VISITATION OF GRAND SHED
Dear Sir and Brither,
Oor
neist Reg’lar Meetin’ sal be hudden within the Civil Service Club 13-15 Great
Scotland Yard, London SW1A 2HJ at 11.00am, Deacon’s Court at 10:30am,
0n the 15th
O’ February 2020.
1, Open
the meetin by Rappin the Shed. PROMPT.
2,
Welcome awe ane tae the meetin
including veesitors fae faur and wide.
3,
Apologies fae the craturs wha canny come
the nicht.
4, Peety any-ane wha is deed frae the last time.
5, Read the meenits frae the last meetin.
6, Sort oot ony business and beggin letters that
arrived tae the Boxmaister.
7,
Welcome oor candidates inty the shed,
try them weel and let them jine us if suitable.
8. Witness the Installation Ceremony.
8,
Listen tae ony ither moans fae the
Intelligencia that they pass off as business.
9,
Thank awe ane that deserves it and kid
the wans oan that dinny that they did.
10,
Close the meetin by Rappin the Shed if awebody’s happy.
Then
wull’ retire tae the baur an’ fill wur faces wae pies, beans and beer and gang
hame happy.
As
this is a wurkin meetin, be shair tae bring yer Brat and yer Pipe. Mind and
waur yer tie wae the stripe the richt way up. Bring plenty o’ loose siller, and
plenty mair tae spend at the bar.
Dinna furget Brithers, we need suggestions fur
worthy recipients a’ oor beneficence.
Yours Aye Fair an’ Square
Steven J. Turner
Boxie
